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Author Topic: my xperiences in suzhou/shanghai  (Read 9956 times)
moshedyan
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« on: May 31, 2006, 10:16:24 PM »

for a start
for those who cannot comprehend
pls read it out
ALOUD
words for words
if cannot
please ignored this topic
complaint to modeus
or kicked his backside also can


2 brin or nok 2 brin?
noe nok french kondoms
dat muz brin
izs moi neu dell soupedup laptop
if brin
kan surf
butt mabe muz pae expensive airtime
sumore dangerous
mite kanned robbed/looted & raped
besai bein pillaged
if dun brin
wat moi doe @ nite har?
ok ok
shaggin iz zee main game
butt 1s shouldnt b shaggin whole dae
even tongkat ali wouldnt help
soe an opinons pls
tonite muz decide
p.s.
dammed bloddee football bets
dat bloomin ball iz indeed round
bet on favourite
loss
bet on outsiders
loss again
tiz 2 nite loss almost $200
SAE precious cokolate all habesh lioa...
moi gif up
would nok b bettin
4 1 whole bloddee weak
sumpar!
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« Reply #1 on: May 31, 2006, 10:17:17 PM »

moi reportin lived on sight
todae weather hazee
yesterdae weather warmed
dae before ok ok lark
next
moi havnt shagged yet
dunno kan bring xio long mei into room or nok?
maybe faced firin squad
nabei
moi room # 411
moi hamtam 0411 $80,000 bets
kum out 2nd prize 0412
third
project
a little hiddkup
straight mountin
a oki
bend ere
bend dair
kaninia
worst dan original temp
todae
chinamen sweatin out
4 moi todae
leisure
golook gosee
where 2 shack
been shoppin last 2 nights
noe bloomin boxers in site
chinamen dun wear boxers har?
bought basketball yeowmin's apparel
kollar tees
pant
expensive
kost more dan S$25 each
butt original china national qualitee
nok faked
neu ultraviolet material
wear lioa
bekum ultraman
when 1st landed in suzhou assumed izs was ulu ulu tampinese
butt moi was wronged
izs worst
kuanyew misled us
defitenitelee kost more dan 600 millions 2 build....
izs a bloomin paradise
so cleaned
soe modern
muck better dan bangkok
young beautiful chinagirls with roseecheeks everee kornor
if moi stayed longer
sured married a dozen
luckee moi's bro iz ere
he been guidin us around
ok ere zee scenerio
SAE would luv 2 ear zee details
onced u stepped into suzhou borders
u would had seen sumtin familiar
zee garden parks iz a 100% kopied of zee twin durian koncepts
zee factories iz liat jurong IMM international parks
zee kondos surroundin iz liat orchard road types
zee shoppin district iz 100% ocbc/boatquay/suntec kopies
foodwise
bloddee hell
u kan eat till u dropped dead
even exult would had noe problemo eatin
hiz shiek kebabs iz evereewhere
run by chinese muslim who faces looked liat mongolians
zee humsum type...
ok time 2 tork 2 ada ppls...
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« Reply #2 on: May 31, 2006, 10:17:57 PM »

todae nok muck progress
project still delayed
tomollo dunno ley
tiz moanin went 4 a walk in zee kold small raindrop session
finallee found moi's boxer short
silk type
sarpu
all lot
onlee 4 pcs moi sai cheep cheep
renminpi 18 (less dan 4 bucks
wearin 1 right nuw
smooth as silk
went back 23 anta again
bought yeow ming outfit
everee kolor 1 each
naibei
stupid ger
tell her 1s sai 185
c gif 180
told her
ello buy 4 moi onlee hor
luckee her kolleague smart ger
went opp & borrowed
noe more shoppin
hit more dan sin$300 juz 4 klothin
well smart klothin
as usual lunch time
eat liat hell
tonite washed hair
if sae goe
sured happee
suay ker head washer 4 ladee
all duck type
even jup would b tempted
went real foot massage
frickin pain liat hell
beautiful yulan ger
big rosee cheek with big big eyes
machiam machiam dat taiwans princess watever her name iz
butt a little bit 2 young 4 moi's taste
as usual
zee seasoned 1s tend 2 b smarter
chasin after moi's bro heart....
soon moi will koon again
tiz iz moi
lived reportin
(well nok dead)
from suzhouz....
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« Reply #3 on: May 31, 2006, 10:18:25 PM »

tiz iz yeowming's personal trainner
lived from suzhouz prawnfarm....
oki todae gok good neus
project finallee passable
a little rough on zee outsia
butt presentable
fridae would b zee finale test...
as usual todae shopped till moi dropped
finished shoppin lioa
boxers bought
anda yeowming's personal brand klothin
all matchin set bought
katch bones
katch leggs
all finished
eyeinc beauties with rosee cheeks
evereewhere
dunno whizh 1s 2 choose
maeB moi bekum a monk
& lived in suzhou temple
everee rosee cheeks beauties smiled @ moi?
iz iz moi humsap or handsum
or doe moi hold zee keys 2 dair exile dream?
dat iz a Q?
yes nottikat
moi iz enjoyinc everee moment
kompanee sponser trip
ow 2 komplain?
where 2 komplain?
would b back as scheduled...
worked 1st
boom 2nd
married young lass 3rd
in dat order
if moi kan sell dat products
FAST....
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« Reply #4 on: May 31, 2006, 10:18:54 PM »

tiz iz suzhou tourist association of singapoor
live reportin...
last nite
more leg & foot massage
boe cokolate in site
nok even made in shanghai
nok even original 1s from chowyunfatt
tiz afternoon
1pm appt
would u believed iz or nok?
moi iz ere
2 troubleshoot 1 chiobus chinawoman precious dotter
opic system whos system wun printout receipts
1 problemo
os in mandarin orange
ow 2 t/shoot?
must worked hard 2 impress her
who iz zee laupanniang of a gook foot restaurant steamboat type
c spoke perfect anglish oversea graduates
bellee bellee modern
machiam machiam
tien san tee chew
chowyundatt ole gerfren with a cheongsam type...
noe more shoppin liao
luggage overfool/weight/noe space
ok dats all 4 nuw
later free
goe katalought moi's future potential wives
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« Reply #5 on: May 31, 2006, 10:19:23 PM »

tiz iz lived brokekast from suzhouz hairsaloon davin kan's unkle worksoap
tiz moanin went 4 hair vitamin chromin process
1s a greenhair durain head
nok approved
1s a shark bluehead nok allowed noe swimmin lisend
endup with autumn brown neu hairlooks
wah moi suayed
kannaed robbed again
paid bloomin tourist rates
Sin$ near $75 smacks
cheep or nok?
added vitamin
steamhead svc as well
butt fast
less dan 2 hrs 4 a brand neu head
who 1s 2 c moi's neu suzhouz gerfren?
nanti nanti
moi told her olredi
if heaven allowed
pluz zee seven fairies approved of moi zee kowherd goatkeeper
4 moi 2 return 2 suzhouz
dan moi hav a future with her
if nok
juz a dream onlee
a beautiful dream
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 10:19:53 PM »

tiz iz schouz live lobert news network reportin
all project kompleted
bags pack
osimbinleatherchair sait goodbuys
pin liang meis waved gookbuys
moi check wallet
intact
moi check handfone
still ello ere
ello dair
moi check kamera
batteree 2/3
moi check lampar
still hav 2
moi saw made in cina cokolate
damned nice
damn cheep as well
dunno sae
1st or nok
didn't chk EXPIREE dates hor...
tonite chialut
sis in law/nephew/niece arrv from singapoor
will spent dinner with dam
1 final nite
b4 moi earlee long journee departures
dun 1s 2 xtends stays lioa..
projects bellee beellee impotent
besai
moi owned klients in singapoor iz ringin non-stop
kost moi a bomb juz by usin sms...
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2006, 10:20:28 PM »

tiz iz shanghai immigration lived reportin
moi juz depatarted shanghai aeroport with tom kruise
last seen heading
alng kai
lang kai
TAMAT
endofstoree
watchout 4 next autuum
MI IV
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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2006, 11:44:32 PM »

Still can't figure out what you're saying. You ust be taking English lessons from Leoman who is worst than you !

Still I bet the gist of it all is that you are having fun...

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« Reply #9 on: June 09, 2006, 03:55:56 PM »

Hey I understood moshedyan perfectly!

Departure : Bring Condom, laptop maybe no need, can't shag it
Day 1 : Can't buy boxers anywhere, didn't get shagged
Day 2 : Finally bought boxers! Might not have gotten shagged, but did get a good foot massage by a pretty girl
Day 3 : Project making progress, got shagged! Wohoo!
Day 4 : More foot massage last night, yup, definitely got shagged
Day 5 : Got a fancy haircut, had to dump someone he shagged
Day 6 : Packed up to go home, said his goodbyes to the girl he shagged last night
Arrival : Saw Tom Cruise, wonders who he has shagged

Conclusion - he had a great time! Grin

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« Reply #10 on: June 09, 2006, 09:30:04 PM »

Hey I understood moshedyan perfectly!

Departure : Bring Condom, laptop maybe no need, can't shag it
Day 1 : Can't buy boxers anywhere, didn't get shagged
Day 2 : Finally bought boxers! Might not have gotten shagged, but did get a good foot massage by a pretty girl
Day 3 : Project making progress, got shagged! Wohoo!
Day 4 : More foot massage last night, yup, definitely got shagged
Day 5 : Got a fancy haircut, had to dump someone he shagged
Day 6 : Packed up to go home, said his goodbyes to the girl he shagged last night
Arrival : Saw Tom Cruise, wonders who he has shagged

Conclusion - he had a great time! Grin

Wow. I gave up after day one. Hahahha..
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« Reply #11 on: June 10, 2006, 09:18:56 AM »

hee hee
closed
butt not closed enough
didn't get shagged @ all
progress is getting the project done
which is why i am being sent over
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« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2006, 06:50:44 AM »

Wow ! Your project is getting shagged.

Why can't I get projects like that ?

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« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2006, 08:11:54 AM »

Wow ! Your project is getting shagged.

Why can't I get projects like that ?

I don't get projects like these too.

Most of the time I get shagged by the network...
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« Reply #14 on: June 12, 2006, 02:45:16 AM »

LOL, k, got the shagging part wrong. Bright side of it, you saw many pretty girls eh?

And now we know Suzhou is not like an ulu part of Tampines but more like mini-Singapore. Even tourist attractions like the durian and merlion also wholesale copy. Scary eh?

I mean Merlion ok lah, but the durian also copy? The guy that made the decision should be shot - for poor taste!
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