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« on: September 24, 2010, 08:25:25 AM »

Five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel:
 
"Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
 
Nearly 75 years ago when Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said:
 
"Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel. This is the Promised Land."
 
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
 
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc...
 
I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan. I told them I was suicidal.
 
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck...
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« Reply #1 on: September 25, 2010, 07:17:21 PM »

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