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« on: May 26, 2006, 12:48:57 AM »

Two IT engineers and a visiting staff from Belgium in my company is discussing the subtle differences between lam par, lan cheow and lan tui.

I could'nt figure out what the Lan Tui is.

Can someone help ?
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« Reply #1 on: May 26, 2006, 12:55:42 AM »

Two IT engineers and a visiting staff from Belgium in my company is discussing the subtle differences between lam par, lan cheow and lan tui.

I could'nt figure out what the Lan Tui is.

Can someone help ?

Neither could I.

There was a time someone explained the difference between the following Cantonese terms:

Lan, Gau & Chak

They all refers to the male reproductive organ but why the different terms actually refers to its different 'state' or 'condition'. Hahhaah...
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« Reply #2 on: May 26, 2006, 12:59:03 AM »

Thanks to you my new battlecry is "HorpiZhai !!!"

Bwahahahahaha !!!

So far none of my cantonese friends know this term. Probably a slang only in hong kong.

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« Reply #3 on: May 26, 2006, 01:05:28 AM »

Thanks to you my new battlecry is "HorpiZhai !!!"

Bwahahahahaha !!!

So far none of my cantonese friends know this term. Probably a slang only in hong kong.

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何 B 仔 <- HorpiZhai.  Pip would know what that is too.

And yes, it's a HongKonger Slang. Smiley
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« Reply #4 on: May 26, 2006, 05:37:42 AM »

lam par = testicular balls

lan cheow = penis

lan tui = big erect penis
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« Reply #5 on: May 27, 2006, 12:27:51 PM »

I tot lan tui the tui means f**k??
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« Reply #6 on: May 31, 2006, 02:00:26 AM »

lan twi is for me
to piss @ modeus
lan jiao is for me
to screw modeus buttock
wei wei
never welcome me mey?
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« Reply #7 on: May 31, 2006, 02:54:06 AM »

Of course I welcome you !!!

Nabey ! I welcome your grammar as well !!!

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« Reply #8 on: May 31, 2006, 03:09:28 AM »

The definition for lan par, lan cheow is right.

But for lan tui, it actually means the shaft of penis.

And there is another one, lan sai.
This one not so vulgar.
It means nonsense
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« Reply #9 on: May 31, 2006, 03:11:08 AM »

Of everyone, aku may have the closest answer.

Is'nt lan sai some sort of smegmatic residue underneath your foreskin ?

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« Reply #10 on: May 31, 2006, 03:42:46 AM »

Of everyone, aku may have the closest answer.

Is'nt lan sai some sort of smegmatic residue underneath your foreskin ?

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I thought it means lion dance.  Bwaghahahaha...
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« Reply #11 on: May 31, 2006, 03:50:16 AM »

Grievous,

Have you seen the HK uncle scolding a young man vidclip at blinkymummy's website ?

That is something which you will love man !!!

I think it is staged.

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« Reply #12 on: May 31, 2006, 03:57:54 AM »

Grievous,

Have you seen the HK uncle scolding a young man vidclip at blinkymummy's website ?

That is something which you will love man !!!

I think it is staged.

I've already posted it under the funny videos from youtube & google video thread in Elrond's theatre. Smiley

Eitherway, I don't read Blinkymummy's. She, along with Brown, Rockson and a pink bucket of shit has gotten on the Grievous 'PRETENTIOUS SHITS NO READ' list.

And I am not at all concerned since Darth Grievous' Dark Domain is unlikely to be on many people's 'DO READ' list anyway.
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« Reply #13 on: May 31, 2006, 04:03:38 AM »

Of everyone, aku may have the closest answer.

Is'nt lan sai some sort of smegmatic residue underneath your foreskin ?

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I thought it means lion dance.  Bwaghahahaha...

knn.
That one is lang sai.
I am talking about lan sai

For e.g.:
Somebody boosting about the cup size to be D.  Then you observe and have the following findings:
Lan sai lah! You got the cup size wrong, should be A lah!
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« Reply #14 on: May 31, 2006, 04:07:03 AM »

I thought it means lion dance.  Bwaghahahaha...

knn.
That one is lang sai.
I am talking about lan sai - snipped -

Lan sai lah. kao beh! I say lang sai = lan sai bway sai? Bwaghahaha...

You get the idea.
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