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« on: August 07, 2006, 05:20:22 PM »

thaksin,mathatail & laulee
were on board airforce 1 heading back from myamer
after a asean matin
thaksin sait
2 make my people happee
i throw telkom shares 2 dam
dae would b happee
& off he throw
zee thais on zee ground was happee dat used telkom shares as offerin & burnt 2 appease dair 4face Buddha
next mathatail replied:
if i throw palmoil seeds my bumis would b more dan happee
& off he throw zee billions of palmoil seeds
zee bumis on zee ground was soe glad 2 c rainin plamoilseeds
dat dae quicklee planted zee seeds & urinate on iz hopefullee
izs would grown faster & bigger
kum 2 laulee turn
laulee booasted
my people r olredi happee
yet i gave dam
thaksin was puzzled
i resigned 4 my people
mathatail was mad
i retired 4 my bumis
mahatail replied kannock b
i dun believed
i 1st 2 c 4 myself
off he went 2 zee kabin door he looked down
he shouted
dun bluff
u kum
i shuw u
laulee went over looked down
c nuthin
dan asked mathatail
c wat
mathatail shout
c sluwlee
as laulee was lookin duwn
from left 2 right
mathatail kam from behind
gif laulee 1 hardkick
madhatail  laffin awae
YOUR peoples
nuw would b bellee bellee happee

& off laulee
dropped duwn from zee plane
without a parachut

on zee ground
were 4 ladees havin a picnic lunch
jupiter shout izs a bird
nottikat shout noe izs a plane
SAE shout
ole shit
izs laulee droppin from Heaven
laulee landed in a hole juz besai harbour front where zee kasino was buildin
last ladee iz non ada dan gemini
who immediatelee
cemented iz
nok becoz c 1st a monument 2 b built
butt 2 ensure
laulee neber rise again
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« Reply #1 on: August 08, 2006, 01:35:31 AM »

Wah friend... so venomous..

What did Ah Lao Kok Kok ever do to you?

Keep this going and I'll start to worry for your mental health man!!

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« Reply #2 on: August 25, 2006, 02:45:10 AM »

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Mai hum, mai hum, mai hum, mai hum, mai hum !!!

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