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moshedyan
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« on: June 21, 2006, 10:52:46 PM »

2 nt ago
a lokal indian bloke
ok tiz iz nok a racist issue
kum into our workshop
with an ole 96meg pII notebook & a scanner
runnin on win98se platform
he was reffered by sum1s else who doe nok 1st hiz hands 2 b soiled
soe out of goodwill
moi takeover zee soiled job
didnt diskuss bout fees/charges
moi asked him
wat u 1 2 b dune
he sait he 1s an acrobat 5 professional 2 b loaded
soe dat he kan scanned hiz text & edited in pdf format
moi replied
sorree
noe acrobat 5 writer
acrobat 6 hav
he also sait
nok sured whether acro6 worked or nok
moi also sait
i dunno
koz i dun svc win98 aneemore
waste of time/resources
butt out of goodwill
moi sait tried
as usual
win98se dun tend 2 accept usb drive bellee bellee well
tried 3 usb drive 2 tork 2 hiz ole p II notebook
kan detect
butt kannock transmit
soe he yahyah sait
aiyah
write on cd lark...
moi kept quiet
olredi pissed off
with hiz
knueall attitute
moi even load anda ocr s/w
izs works
butt he nok happee
he 1s acrobat writer
nuthin else
sumore kan tell moi
if i 1s aneethinggie
my epson scannin program also kan doe zee job
soe moi told him
after spendin more dan 2 hours
loadin reloadin
ok
acrobat 5 writer dun hav
wat u 1s nuw?
he sait
my fren sait
kan d/l from zee internet
soe i told him
in a LOUD tone
yr fren har
soe klever har
Y? iz he nok helpin u eh?
he lanlaned shut the fuck up
moi sait
shuw moi zee link
where 2 d/l
he gif moi 1s pirated link
whizh linked 2 nuwhere xcept spammed sex sites
moi asked him again
smartman
where zee link?
u xpect moi 2 doe everee lines searched 4 u?
soe he sait ok
ok
he understand
i sait gook
he tink dat
he will gif moi a service charge
moi told him
noe nid
since dun worked
u pae 4 zee
CD rom
dat u ORDER
he sait
butt acro 6 dun worked ley?
moi replied
iz dat moi's problemo?
doe moi worked 4 u
or doe thinggie 4 u 4 free
or gurantees?
he sait ok
ow muck
moi sait
juz pae $10 4 zee cd
labour NO CHARGE
after spendin more dan 2 bloomin hours
he sumore sait
kan bargained pae $5
moi FU CK ed him
rite in hiz face
dun insult my dignity
i am worth more dan a bangledenshi roadsweeper
i told him
pae up dat $10 4 dat cd rom
& pls leave b4 i kicked u out
in future
if u ever 1st assistance
listenned 2 professional
dun act smart
dun act cheep
i sait
if u wasn't referred
u would had paid moi $50
plus $10 4 dat cdrom..
dun abused mine kindness 4 weakness
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« Reply #1 on: June 21, 2006, 11:07:38 PM »

Damn, this should have gone into the 'Bastards We Ran Into' thread in the Grand Hall or something.

But hey, Tenth Pit is fine too.  Smiley

Anyway I have learn one thing is NEVER to offer to help people with their IT probs or give recommendations for free anymore. Really can't stand these people. You help them, they take it for granted and turn you into their personal tech support the next time round.

For e.g.

1) Recommend them laptop, buy leow no good, will tell you that you have recommended them some kind of shit. Then call you this and that ask you how to fix when got the warranty and call centre they don't wanna ask.

2) System kenna virus adn say wanna reformat and install. Nice guy me help them back up and even upgrade RAM on their behalf (they pay mah!) later the thing got some stupid error with some dunno what shit program they ownself install come and blame me. At home SingNet ADSL don't work also call me and expect me do SingTel Helpdesk job.

Now no more. You got virus prob I call my friend fix for you $80 per hour. Wanna buy system please got internet website check Ley No Moh, Dew and Hedge Pee... sorry..  Lenova, Dell and HP prices they deal direct with customer also.

No more Mr. Nice Guy.
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« Reply #2 on: June 21, 2006, 11:38:27 PM »

you are lucky
last month
i have a new client who was reffered by his broinlaw whom my kakis dealt with
i service his office pc
ok
he paid office rates
so asked me for advice
i told him
needs a usb drive as backups for all his emails dats all business transaction details
he howlian
he said
he goe for a notebook
based on my advice
i told him
i am using dell
valued for money
he said
ok go ahead
order one for him
souped it up
i remind him again
are you sured?
a usb drive can do the job
he said
he needs a notebooks for his travelling
i told him again
onced ordered
cannot be cancelled
he said
noe problemo
one week later
dell notebook arrived
i sopued it up
about to be delivered
make an appointment with his PA
few minutes later
he called
he said
loss footballs
financial difficulties
can take notebook first
settle next month
i told him
non neogotiateble
i trust you based on your words
as a BUISNEEMAn
beside your broinlaw's honours
he asked me
how?
i told him
you are the
BOSS of a company
you solved your financial problemo
i am not your accountant
i said
i will see you next week
upon mine return from suzhou
lucky
i got another client
who happenned to need
a notebook in a hurry
i leto
@ costprice
without laboured charges
i have never called him back
nor expect him to EVER call me again
even if his office systems crashed
cause this time his labour charges would be doubled
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« Reply #3 on: June 22, 2006, 02:21:18 AM »

Why is it that in this part of IT the money is so good ?

Man, I must be doing the wrong work.

Regards
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« Reply #4 on: June 22, 2006, 02:49:37 AM »

You would prefer work that won't end you up getting scolded or abused by a bunch of shitheads.


For e.g.

" You guys never used your brains?! Why didn't you put the new one up for me to test before you swap out the old one? "
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« Reply #5 on: June 30, 2006, 10:23:09 AM »

sumbodee from zee outsai world iz pissin moi off badlee
evereeX moi t/s her system
viruses will attack a few daes later
with moi latest
antivirus/trojan horse of helen in troy programs
moi told her
a millionth Xs
u doe nok open yr doors 2 strangers who kum knockin
soe in a word out of a nutshell
when u surf zee internet
a stranger would 2 asked u
pls d/load me
4 i m yr best fren
i sured knuw ow 2 kill virus
trust me
i told her
BLUENTLEE & rudeLEE
if i kan surf
sex sites
pron sites
gamblin sites
without gettin a single virus
usin zee same s/w as yours
ow kum
u kannaed
& moi didn't?
her answer was
i didnt surf zee internet
i onlee checked hotmails & emails
& i asked her
ow bout yr pr 5 son
doe he surf zee internets?
4 all hiz games?
from maplestoree 2 gunbound?
c lanlaned
konsidered
moi replied
u think
b4 u answer
4 i will
BILLED u zee market rates
whizh iz?
opps
wat iz moi's profession?
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