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Title: Going Down 吗
Post by: chillycraps on January 21, 2009, 08:41:58 AM
上午我到一家外商公司联络业务完毕,乘电梯下楼。
在某一层电梯停住了,门打开,看见一个衣著性感的女郎,一手挽著名牌手袋,一手扶著电梯门,身体斜靠著,用挑逗的语气问我:够淫荡吗?
我控制住汹涌的思潮冷静分析,人家外商公司就是不同,人家外商企业的女职员就是开放,怪不得有人说,我们比他们落后起码三十年,这句话是有道理的。
我平静地说:淫荡是淫荡了点,但我喜欢!!

我知道我说这句话的样子也一定很酷,作为一个有骨气的受传统文化熏陶的男子汉,要在新时代新潮流面前努力转变思想,不能甘于落后。
突然间那女郎用手袋猛地向我砸来,一边还说:你这变态!.....
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直到晚上我才醒悟, 原来她说的是:
GoingDown吗?(下楼吗?)
英文不好,真的很出丑喔!!!哈哈!


Title: Bengawan Solo
Post by: dapengmingwang on May 14, 2009, 09:34:12 PM
A husband is at home watching a football game when his wife interrupts, 'Sayang, could you fix the light in the hallway?  It's been flickering for weeks now.'  He looks at her and says angrily, 'Fix the light? Now? Does it look like I have a Philips logo printed on my forehead? I don't think so.'

'Well then, could you fix the fridge door? It won't close right.'  To which he replied, 'Fix the fridge door? Does it look like I have Mitsubishi written on my forehead? I don't think so.'

'Fine,' she says, 'Then could you at least fix the steps to the front door? They're about to break.'  'I'm not a damn carpenter and I don't want to fix the steps,' he says. 'Does it look like I have Ikea written on my forehead? I don't think so. I've had enough of you. I'm going out for a drink!!!'

So he goes to the neighborhood kopitiam and stays there for a couple hours.
He starts to feel guilty about how he treated his wife, and decides to go home and help out. As he walks into the house, he notices the steps are already fixed. As he enters the house, he sees the hall light is working. As he goes to get a drink, he notices the fridge door is fixed. 'Sayang, how'd all these get fixed?'

She said, 'Well, when you left, I sat outside and cried.  Just then a nice young man asked me what was wrong, and I told him.  He offered to do all the repairs, and all I had to do was either to bake him a cake or have sex with him.'  The husband asked, 'So, what kind of cake did you bake him?'  She replied, 'Hellooooo... Do you see Begawan Solo written on my forehead?'